is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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