What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my shit smells like andre
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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