Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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