What a fucking waste of an outfit
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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