So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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