Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
