I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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