Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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