To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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