Don't you send me to vm
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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