Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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