I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I touched a dick in church today
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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