if only i could text you this smell
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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