Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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