the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
is wine microwaveable?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What a dumb baby whore.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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