he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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