I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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