remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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