idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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