Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
