tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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