U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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