Midget sex pt 2 tonight
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
this hospital has no fireball
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
