fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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