He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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