it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Boobs are out for the taking
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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