Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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