Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
