Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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