shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Your dad touched me again.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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