do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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