He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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