Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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