did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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