He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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