The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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