If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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