I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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