Sry I called you an 8
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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