He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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