Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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