i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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