cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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