i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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