I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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