clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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