How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We need to get me chipped asap
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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