Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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