Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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