question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Is it penis luge time yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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