Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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