He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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