i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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