She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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