That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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